Аудиоистория (дал один "туземец" из-за бугра):
An Italian man came to Malta
I went to a hotel to my room and there was no sheet on my bed. So I called manager and said:
-I wanna sheet on my bed. He says:
-You better not shit on your bed!You better go to the toilet!
I say:
-You don't understand!I wanna SHEET on my bed!!
He says:
I rewarn you shit on your bed, you,son of a bitch!

He called me son of a bitch!!! I didn't even know him!
Later I went down to have a breakfast.
I ordered tea and tosts, but they gave me only one piece of tost.
So I call a waiter and say:
-I want two piece on a my plate!
He says:
-You better not piss on your plate!You better go to a toilet!
I say:
-You don't uderstand: I wanna TWO piece!
He says:
-I rewarn you to piss on you plate, you better go to the toilet, you, son of a bitch!
-I didn't even know him!
In the evening I went to a restaurant.They put a spoon and a knife on my table, but no fork!
I called a manager and said:
-I wanna fork on my table!
He says:
You better not fuck on you table!
I say: You don't understand, I wanna FORK!
He says:
-I rewarn you to fuck on your table, you, son of a bitch!
I didn't even know him!
I hate Malta!


